There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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