Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
