She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
