called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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