Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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