Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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