Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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