I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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