Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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