So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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