It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
