great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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