i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You left your phone here
Wait...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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