NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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