I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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