Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
