I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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