It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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