guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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