sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
