He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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