My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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