Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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