Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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