She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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