i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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