Non-Jews are for practice
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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