just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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