just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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