in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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