is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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