In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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