She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just puked most of my soul out..
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