i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
it glows. i had to have it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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