Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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