Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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