There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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