so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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