Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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