? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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