Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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