Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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