Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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