I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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