): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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