My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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