I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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