I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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