no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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