the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I wish I only lived at night.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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