Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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