I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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