at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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