she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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