So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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