so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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