I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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