Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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