One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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